Went to the bank last night to sign some papers.

me: “My name is Michael Bond. I was told there were papers left for me to sign”

Teller: “Okay hold on.”

Teller: “What’s your name?”

me: “Michael Bond. B-O-N-D” (This is through the drive through, so i thought spelling it would help, in case of static)

Teller: “Ok. Michael Myers, right?”

… Laughter errupts from everyone in my truck.

me: “No. Bond. as in James”

Teller: “Oh …. Sorry … “

I’m used to the obvious jokes but this is the first time I’ve ever been confused with Michael Myers

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